- Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
- I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
- I’m not getting older, I’m just becoming a classic..
- I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience…
- Ladies, place your heart in the hands of God & he will place it in the hands of a man who he believes deserves it.
- They say real girls ain’t never perfect, perfect girls ain’t never real.
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