Ek larki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi. achanak larki
kehnay lagi,
“suno ! kya tum ek haath se
garri chala saktay ho ?”
“Kyun nahi” , larke ne bare fakher se kaha.
.
.
. .
. .
Larki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo
Mentos idea-
Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ?
?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
simple yar
use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo"yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar"
GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi )
BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka
GF: tm serious kb hoge
BF: ab kya hospital mai admit hojaun serious hone k liye
GF: go to hell
BF: dnt cal me again
.
AFTER 3 HOURS
.
GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby
BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo
GF: itna sad kyn sound kara?
READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA!
.
prsnl xperience hai apun ka...! :D :D =xD
kehnay lagi,
“suno ! kya tum ek haath se
garri chala saktay ho ?”
“Kyun nahi” , larke ne bare fakher se kaha.
.
.
. .
. .
Larki ne aahista se kaha, “to phir doosray haath se apni naak saaf kar lo
Mentos idea-
Rah chalte agr koi ladki kisi ladke ko bhai bol de, to Socho kya karana chahiye ?
?
?
?
Socho socho
?
?
simple yar
use zor se 1 chanta maro, aur bolo"yahan kahan ghum rhi hai? Chal ghar"
GF: waqt ane pe pata chalegi tmhe apne ap, jb mai chali jaungi ( Kbhi nai jayegi )
BF: accha, to mai wait krta hun sahi waqt ka
GF: tm serious kb hoge
BF: ab kya hospital mai admit hojaun serious hone k liye
GF: go to hell
BF: dnt cal me again
.
AFTER 3 HOURS
.
GF: tmhe pta hai na mai tmhre bina nai reh sakti jaanu, sorry i love u my baby
BF: (Sab bhool kar) accha fir i luv u tooo
GF: itna sad kyn sound kara?
READ IT AGAIN FROM TOP, SAME HI HOGA!
.
prsnl xperience hai apun ka...! :D :D =xD
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