Wife: Sunoji, kaam karte waqt mere ko baho mein mat liya karo,
Tabhi kamwali boli: Madam achhi se samjha do,
mai to bol-bol ke thak gai.
wife: Itni rat ho gai pr ye abhi tak nai aye jarur ladki ka chakar .
Santa ki ma: Hamesha bura hi sochegi.
kya pta kisi truck k nche aa gya ho
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Tabhi kamwali boli: Madam achhi se samjha do,
mai to bol-bol ke thak gai.
wife: Itni rat ho gai pr ye abhi tak nai aye jarur ladki ka chakar .
Santa ki ma: Hamesha bura hi sochegi.
kya pta kisi truck k nche aa gya ho
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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