100 Funny Selfie Quotes Status Captions for Facebook & Instagram

1. I Am Who I Am, Your Approval isn't needed.

2. I'm the girl you've always wanted - I'm the boy you've always wanted

3. I just got 100 likes, #SelfiePro

4. OMG, look at my selfie

5. WARNING: You may fall in love with my face

6. I Graduated from the University of Selfies!

7. The question isn't can you, it's will you?

8. Smile, Life is Beautiful!

7. Will you be my date?

8. Smile, it Confuses People!

9. Best. Selfie. Ever.

10. Silly girls are the best

11. I don't take selfies all the time, just every day

12. Lives change, remember you can wait for tomorrow to start new

13. Strong women rule the world

14. Whatever you do in life, make sure it makes you happy.

15. Close your eyes and I'll Kiss you!

16. You have every right to a beautiful Life!

17. Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

18. Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

19. Hating me doesn't make you pretty.

20. A selfie a day keeps the friends away.

21. Sending your selfies to NASA because you're a star.

22. It's so beautiful when a boy smiles.

23. Life is better when you're laughing.

24. Under Construction.

25. Be yourself, there's no one better.

26. If you got eyes, look at me now.

27. This is the most magical pic of your life.

28. Omg. Look at me. Instagram Selfie :)

29. When nothing goes right, go left instead!

30. I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.

31. Morning time is Selfie Time #GoodMorning

32. Girls look like without makeup.

33. This is called a Selfie.

34. Don’t copy my style of taking Selfies :D

35. Watching today from my bedroom.

36. Beauty is power; a smile is it’s sword...

37. Oh so you’re a model? Who’s your agency, Instagram?

38. Do you like my shirt?

39. I get by with a little help from my friends...

40. Time to party, Ladies!

41. I wish you were here :)

42. Photobomb me at your own Risk!

43.  Does this Selfie make me look Fat?

44. Don’t Judge, you don’t’ know my Story

45. You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.

46. Right Here, I Need Love and Little Sympathy!

47. Close your Eyes and I’ll Kiss you

48. Be silent and let your success shout..

49. I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

50. My favorite music is your voice.

51. Can I film you while you sleep? You’re so Cute

52. You’re cute, can I have you?

53. Frisky Friday!

54. You wrecked me

55. Drunk as a Skunk

56. Why so Serious?

57. Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary

58. Please don’t hold your breath!

59. Just hanging with my Friends!

60. Sandals and Sunshine

61. Yolo swag

62. So Jealous?

63. Sunday Means Fun Day!

64. My life: Pizza and Movies!

65. Being silly with the Girls

66. Just got new Tops

67. New York for Life

68. Miami for Life

69. Life is better when you’re laughing

70. It’s so beautiful when a girl smiles - It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles

71. The Sun will Shine someday!

72. Maybe she’s born with it

73. Real men don’t take Selfies

74. Show anyone and I’ll Kill you

75. I haven’t done this in a while so excuse me

76. It’s Funny because it disappears...

77. Sydney for Life

78. When was the last time I was cute?

79. I don’t always finish my Jokes!

80. Chicago for Life

81. Sydney for Life

82. Dare to differ

83. Hottest Girl in my City!

84. So famous on Instagram

85. Sorry, I slept with your Brother

86. Time for Bed, no Makeup!

87. What’s your WhatsApp?

88. Got my Coffee and Donuts

89. Animal Selfies are the Best Selfies

90. From Tokyo to LA

91. So we meet again

92. I was born to stand out

93. Excuse me while I Kiss the Sky.

94. On Wednesdays, I wear Pink

95. So, who Ate my Food?

96. It’s Sexy Time

97. Meet Queen / King Queen

98. I don’t always drink beer, but when I do, call me Beercules

99. Is Google a boy or a Girl? Obviously a Girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas

100. I Love You This Much!


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