A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
Some Short English One Liner Jokes
A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says ''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up, I said ''Did you get my drift?''.
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