Madam: Billu, kutti de enne bachchekyun hu jande ne?
Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nangeghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.
Teacher comes to class with a rose inher blouse & asks: What does Rosesdrink?
Boy: Milk Teacher: No, roses drink water.Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is thatlong.
Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phirkameez, phir undershirt te phir brautaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhiutaar layi.Fer...?Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
Billu: Madam tussi vi sadak te nangeghumoge te tuhade vi ho jaan ge.
Teacher comes to class with a rose inher blouse & asks: What does Rosesdrink?
Boy: Milk Teacher: No, roses drink water.Boy: Oh, I didn't know the stem is thatlong.
Pehlan usne chunni utaari, phirkameez, phir undershirt te phir brautaari aur aakhir mein... salvaar bhiutaar layi.Fer...?Fer ki si taar khaali ho gayi.
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